April 2012
epic-humor:
Me: *breathes* Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
this blog is epic
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
Person: Who's this 'Adam Young' ?
Cops: Who's dead body is this?
friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album
friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: ...
friend: ...
me: ....
friend: ....
me: which one
When you do something cool... →
wowfunniestposts:
And you know you can’t do it again…
this blog is hilarious
llljbbydwbheimnie:
when you post/reblog something and one of your favorite blogs reblogs it and you’re just like
“I’M WORTHY OF YOUR PRESENCE?”
draculoids:
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
STOP SCROLLING.
I love you and I hope your day is going well.
OKAY. CONTINUE.
swimming-in-miami:
sixlayersofstupidity:
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