epic-humor: Me: *breathes* Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE this blog is epic
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
Person: Who's this 'Adam Young' ?
Cops: Who's dead body is this?
friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album
friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one
When you do something cool... →
wowfunniestposts: And you know you can’t do it again… this blog is hilarious
llljbbydwbheimnie: when you post/reblog something and one of your favorite blogs reblogs it and you’re just like “I’M WORTHY OF YOUR PRESENCE?”
draculoids: do you know why we’re all single we never forwarded those chain messages
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