math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Gay Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word "idiot"! Which you fucking are!
I could never, never ...
lady-of-iron-and-ice: … slam the door in front of him. Never.
The kids have it all figured out.
stereolights: I used to think it was near impossible for a person to make the :\ face but then I met Jim Moriarty
I’ve never really had anything I wanted to say, really, to anybody, but there’s...– Adam Young (via ambieeleighh)
Death is mild, death is sweet and gentle; it beckons to us with heavenly power...– Adam Randal Young (via angeldaydreamer)
corchodas: Possibly the most romantic, perfect person in the universe. No he is the most. Excuse my uncertainty.
Something To Be Proud Of
Interviewer: What are your thoughts on tequila?
Adam: I've never had a drop of alcohol.